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So long as thereís a jingle in your head, television isnít free.
- Jason Love

Cable TV is now evenly divided between shows about preparing food and shows about losing weight.
- Andy Borowitz

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Local TV news finds the stupidest person they can, and if that person understands the story, they don't use it.
- Dave Barry

Lifetime: Television for Women - because women love to see horrible things happen to other women.
- Ruminations.com

I may have made a lot of bad decisions in life, but at least I don't watch daytime television.
- Andy Borowitz

98 percent of American homes have TV sets. Which means the other two percent of the households have to generate their own sex and violence.
- Franklin P. Jones
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