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Old 05-13-2016, 03:18 PM
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Default A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender.

When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, hes further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill.

The bartender takes the $20, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla on $1 change.

The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence.

We dont get too many apes in here, he says.

The gorilla replies, At $19 a drink, I'm not surprised.
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